Joseph's On The Water

(954) 455-6996

1975 S Ocean Dr
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009 25.9848 -80.1194

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Joseph's On The Water

Josephs On The Water

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The Scene – Retirees with savings to spare and couples looking for an upscale night on the town flock to this live-jazz joint for fresh seafood, swift service and a view of passing yachts. A grand piano dominates the raised bar area, which overlooks the cavernous restaurant dotted with red-linen-topped tables and wicker chairs. Outside, the few couples lucky enough to snag a two-top enjoy a panoramic view of the water and sailing yachts. – – The Food – Standard seafood fare gussied up a bit for its environs: Crab cakes topped with curls of vegetation, which is more…

5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

10/13/08

The best darned chamboutini EVER!

by Itsstillmeagain at Citysearch

OK. So I must admit that the amazing water-view nudged me into a 5-star rating, but I have to tell you. The drink that the bartender (and owner himself) suggested ROCKED! I wanted to try something different, so he asked me a few key questions: Sweet or not sweet, carbonated or not, etc. He analyzed my responses and handed me the best drink I have EVER tasted! A chambourtini! (Excuse my spelling, please). It was refreshing, tasty and yes....strong. After a hard day at work, it was so nice to go to a place that had relaxing piano music,a fantastic burger and that drink! I will go here again and again.

  • Pros: Tasty drinks, AMAZING view, personable staff
  • Cons: Valet was a tad bit slow
2 Star Rating: Below Average

09/22/08

Senior Citizen crowd, Smells like mothballs, Food is average, Great Customer Service

by LYBO79 at Citysearch

First I have to point out that I did read the reviews stating the clientele of this restaurant was older. I thought possibly the reviewers went on a specific night that was frequented by senior citizens. Nope. This place is definitely the hang out of the local senior citizens of Hallandale Beach. They were taking turns singing by the piano. But, by about 10 pm, the place did clear out and since we were sitting outside, the singing didn't bother us as we were more entertained with the lovely intercoastal view.

The food however, was disappointing. I ordered the swordfish souffle expecting something light and fluffy and received swordfish with a mayonnaise looking sauce piled on top. I didn't eat it. My husband ordered a filet of mahi mahi and received fish with alot of spines, he didn't eat his either. The owner was incredibly sweet though and his customer service was outstanding. If the food had been a little bit better I would return as I didn't mind the crowd and I can't smell the mothballs from the outdoor seating. But I don't think the food will bring me to return here. It's a shame though as the owner was extremely sweet.

  • Pros: Great Customer Service, great outdoor seating, nice views
  • Cons: Much older crowd, bad interior smell, disappointing food
1 Star Rating: Poor

01/01/07

Bad customer service !!!!

by valentina6103154 at Citysearch

That was a mistake!!!

Very bad customer service...... I think this is the most important part in a restaurant..... I don't recommend it.

The Details on Joseph's On The Water

The Extras:

Joseph's caters parties, weddings and business dinners. Contact the special events office for details.

Parking:

Valet is the only option here, but don't let the Ferraris and Maseratis spook you: It's free for everyone.

Category:

Restaurants

Payment Methods:

American Express, Discover, Visa, MasterCard

Restaurant Special Features:

Romantic Dining, Special Occasion Dining, Fine Dining, Outdoor Dining, Waterfront Dining, View Dining, Date Spot, Live Music

Cuisine:

Steakhouse, Seafood, Italian

Smoking Permitted:

Outside

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